Showing posts with label Tigers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tigers. Show all posts

Saturday, August 17, 2013

...And Down The Stretch They Come! MLB enters the home stretch

I just finished watching the Braves win with a walk-off home run from Justin Upton, and while baseball is still fresh in my brain, and before I switch my brain into English Premier League mode, I feel like I should type about baseball.  I think it's time to take a look around the leagues quick and see what's up.  

But before we look at the standings, remember Antonio Alfonseca?  That dude had six fucking fingers.  

Anyway...


 Fun.

Prediction for the AL?  I think it ends up being exactly as it is right now.  Perhaps Oakland will win the west, and Texas makes the wild card game, but that's about all I'd change.  


National League!!!!


Also fun, but maybe not as fun.  

The Dodgers and Braves have insurmountable leads.  The Reds are surging, the Cardinals are bleeding and the Pirates are hanging in there.  To me, the National League is a five team race already.  It will end up exactly how it is, and that's the way it should be.  Arizona has no business in the postseason this year. Neither do the Gnats.  

Three quarters of the season is over already.  I'm not one to advocate the watching of American League games often, but now I must do so.  There's just so much left to be decided out there.  Alright, have a good day, and go Arsenal! 



Monday, June 24, 2013

The Detroit Tigers are the Taco Bell/Pizza Hut Combo of Baseball

I mean think about it. Some items are a real value, while some items are pretty expensive. And they're both looking for closers. 

  

Sunday, June 2, 2013

Jeremy Bonderman to Start Today for Seattle

I can't sit here and tell you that I actually went out of my way to watch a whole lot of the 2003 Detroit Tigers.  You know, the one that went 43-119?  Were it not for an amazing rally in the final week of the season, this was the worst team in baseball history.  All that has been well documented, and after the signing of Pudge Rodriguez and the hiring of Jim Leyland, the Tigers turned the franchise into what I consider to be the class of the American League right now.  As a man who spent the first 26 years of my life in Michigan, I was very aware of the Detroit Tigers ups and downs, even if I didn't consider them "my team."  They were the game on TV, they were my dad's love, and they were my first baseball love.  While I don't live and die with Tigers baseball these days (or the days I'm about to talk about), I certainly have a long-term interest in the team and the team's performance.  I've watched my fair share of good, but mostly bad Detroit Tigers baseball. Most of my friends and family are Tigers fans.

 Just 10 short years ago, that's when this historic-for-the-wrong-reason season happened, I remember a couple things about that.  I've tried to block most of it out, mostly Bobby Higginson until about 25 minutes ago, but there are a few names I'll never forget.  The names Mike Maroth and Jeremy Bonderman.  A couple young pitchers thrown into the fire to burn because the team didn't have any other options.  While their owner was slinging $5 carryout pizzas and blowing all his cash on the Red Wings (don't think it's a coincidence that after the NHL lockout of 2004-2005, when the salary cap went way down, suddenly the Tigers had money to play with for free agents?) the Tigers grew increasingly and embarrassingly bad. 20 year old Jeremy Bonderman, in his first year with the big leagues, was run out there for 28 starts...and he lost 19 of them.  What were the Tigers supposed to do? They didn't have anyone else.  Bonderman had stuff, but he was just a raw kid.

I'll never forget that, what a man must learn getting pummeled for months on end.  It has to do something to you mentally and emotionally.  Well, things eventually turned around a bit for Jeremy, as he did get to start a game in the World Series just three seasons later (which he lost, but whatever, he started).  So I've always rooted for Mike Maroth, who lost 21 that year, and Bonderman.  Those guys took a beat down and didn't quit.  Bonderman would go on to an injury-riddled and shortened career, being diagnosed with Thoracic Outlet Syndrome, and then having Tommy John surgery.  I don't know if anyone really thought Jeremy Bonderman would ever pitch in the majors again.

But he's pitching today!  For Seattle!  Against the Twins!  There's nothing sports fans like more than winning championships, talking smack to fans of teams that are not your own, and a good comeback story.  This is the comeback story for the ages if he can pull this off.  Needless to say, I'll be watching for sure.  Jeremy Bonderman, I wish you the best of luck.  I want you to succeed so badly.  He used to throw that wicked slider for a strike that just broke off and made batters knees buckle.  I hope he still has that.  He's one of my favorite pitchers because of all the bullshit he's had to deal with and he didn't quit. I mean, look, I can't even write a post without using two huge paragraphs describing just half of what he went through.  The point here is to tell you that, if you are able, you should watch the Mariners game today.  Dude hasn't pitched in the majors since 2010.  I hope he does well.  I really, really do.

-BJP

Sunday, September 2, 2012

The American League is Heating Up Entering September

Now that it's September, I suppose now would be a good enough time to compose post #5 here at the Safety Squeeze.  Because now that the division races (and wild card races) are heating up, the sprint to the finish line is perhaps the most fun you can have as a baseball fan. Today, I'll focus on the American League, even though it bores the shit out of me.

Soon, the temperature will dip, and the colors on the trees will start to change, and baseball will turn from what you do when you're bored and killing time, to serious business about winning championships.  The only drawback to September baseball is the have-nots.  The Blue Jays and Mariners of the world.    These teams suck and I don't want to watch even more players that I've never heard of play, because they got called up with the September roster expansions.

There are a few races that are going to be fun to watch.  Number one for me is the American League central, where the Tigers and White Sox will assuredly be neck and neck until the final day of the season.  The Tigers superior pitching and offensive power should propel them to the post season, but in this crazy world of baseball, nothing is promised.

On a completely unrelated side note, I have mentioned that I love a good underdog, but I can't explain why I just can't stand the Seattle Mariners.  They fit the bill of underdog perfectly, yet I just can't stand looking at them. I know we're talking about playoff teams here, and they are definitely not one of them, but man, I just don't like them.  Sorry, people of Seattle.  Anyway, back to teams that matter...

And how about those Oakland A's, eh?  I thought to myself the other day, "I should really get to know these A's, since they're probably going to be around a while.  Wouldn't it be hilarious if they knocked the Rangers out of the playoffs, at like, the last day of the season?  Like, what a shitty thing it would be to be a Rangers fan.  Just like last years World Series, you think you got this wrapped up, and the baseball gods kick you in the balls.

Also, I want to touch on the Orioles.  I was watching earlier this season as the O's hung around, but I figured it wouldn't last.  At one point, the Yankees looked like they were going to once again run away with the division, but NOPE, here come the O's.  Now that will be fun to watch.

So basically, it looks like this in the AL as of right now (9-2-12)

Yankees - -
Orioles - 3

White Sox - -
Tigers - 1


Rangers - -
Athletics - 3

The AL Wild card is basically the Tigers, Orioles, A's, Angles, and Rays all right in there.  One of these eight teams will represent the American League in the World Series.  If I were to predict right now which team that would be, I'd have to say Detroit.  They have all the pieces and they're getting hot at the right time.  Look out, here they come.  And they won't have any Twins to knock them out in a game 163 either.  Ouch. Sorry, couldn't resist.

So even thought the American League is the boring league, there should be plenty of excitement down the stretch.  It'll be fun to see who does what.  It always is.